Good Morning, Vietnam!
07.05.08 (7:55 pm) [edit]
Robin Williams, right? You knew that, though. If I, an immigrant, know of Robin Williams, then so should you. But I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out that none of you have even SEEN Good Morning, Vietnam! Since it's not a sitcom you sit on the couch and "veg-out" to with butter-loaded popcorn, you probably have no interest in GOOD cinema.
Anyway, hi! Greetings to all you Anarchists out there. This is my blog! My chance to viciously slander all those that oppose us. Great for us, bad for them!
Which leads me right to Nicholas Jaxxass. Oh, man... that little pansy really gets to me. He's such an arrogant jerk-off! I think HE actually thinks we're a bunch of comic-book superheroes... And that pisses me off more than it would if he was actually TRYING to piss us off! But it's OK, fellow Anarchists! Aldrik will take out the trash when we make our big WIRED! debut. Television is great publicity for our movement... Consider it a gift from Aldrik, Jeremiah and I to all of you rebellious boys and girls.
That’s something we have over every other movement out there. Those we refer to as terrorists have to blow themselves up just to get a two-minute mention on the five o’clock news. Aldrik & I prefer to keep our boys and girls alive… We can get a lot more accomplished that way. On the other hand, Jeremiah Levyson, Mr. Pots of Gold himself, doesn’t really care one way or the other as long as it’s making him a profit.
He just wants to come off as a jerk; I can assure you money isn’t the only thing that drives him to do some of the stuff he does. But I could be wrong.
Though I rarely am.
Very rarely.
Now, on Monday, the day before the big one, you’re all invited to Mr. Ramsden’s mansion in York, Pennsylvania. There, you will be issued your uniform and certification. Sounds too formal, I know, but it’s a step we have to take. The more of you that show, the better… so please, please, please try your hardest to show up. There will be more food than you can shake a severed penis at! Oh, and LIVE! Entertainment! That’s right, folks! We got The Dead Anarchists playing songs off their new album, “Those That Died Are Dead!” They’re totally hardcore!
It’s set to be one hell of a show, so come check it out! Doors open at 12p.
Bring your kiddies along, too! They’ll love the petting zoo of [vicious, man-eating] pleasant animals!
I’m kidding! They’re harmless animals, I promise!
Hope to see you there.
Love + Freedom To You All,
- Miss Miranda
Anyway, hi! Greetings to all you Anarchists out there. This is my blog! My chance to viciously slander all those that oppose us. Great for us, bad for them!
Which leads me right to Nicholas Jaxxass. Oh, man... that little pansy really gets to me. He's such an arrogant jerk-off! I think HE actually thinks we're a bunch of comic-book superheroes... And that pisses me off more than it would if he was actually TRYING to piss us off! But it's OK, fellow Anarchists! Aldrik will take out the trash when we make our big WIRED! debut. Television is great publicity for our movement... Consider it a gift from Aldrik, Jeremiah and I to all of you rebellious boys and girls.
That’s something we have over every other movement out there. Those we refer to as terrorists have to blow themselves up just to get a two-minute mention on the five o’clock news. Aldrik & I prefer to keep our boys and girls alive… We can get a lot more accomplished that way. On the other hand, Jeremiah Levyson, Mr. Pots of Gold himself, doesn’t really care one way or the other as long as it’s making him a profit.
He just wants to come off as a jerk; I can assure you money isn’t the only thing that drives him to do some of the stuff he does. But I could be wrong.
Though I rarely am.
Very rarely.
Now, on Monday, the day before the big one, you’re all invited to Mr. Ramsden’s mansion in York, Pennsylvania. There, you will be issued your uniform and certification. Sounds too formal, I know, but it’s a step we have to take. The more of you that show, the better… so please, please, please try your hardest to show up. There will be more food than you can shake a severed penis at! Oh, and LIVE! Entertainment! That’s right, folks! We got The Dead Anarchists playing songs off their new album, “Those That Died Are Dead!” They’re totally hardcore!
It’s set to be one hell of a show, so come check it out! Doors open at 12p.
Bring your kiddies along, too! They’ll love the petting zoo of [vicious, man-eating] pleasant animals!
I’m kidding! They’re harmless animals, I promise!
Hope to see you there.
Love + Freedom To You All,
- Miss Miranda